Sjöfn 

A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.

The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.

Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018

Sjofn 

A Norse Goddess.

A folk singer currently living in Alaska.

A given girl's name in Iceland.

Sjofn is a goddess from the Old Norse mythology. Her gift is leading people toward love and marriage.

Sjofn is a indie-folk singer.

Sjofn is a given girl's name in Iceland.

Sjofn by gothesgarden July 4, 2011

SHOFNAR 

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

SHOFNAR by theFZA May 4, 2005

SJFNSIRNSRHNB 

A possible outcome of smashing your keyboard with your fist.

SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm angry!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm so excited!

SJFNSIRNSRHNB by G301G3 November 4, 2010

Sjonnie 

Een mongool, debiel, Imbeciel, of algemeen kanker dom persoon.

Wat een sjonnie

Sjonnie by Banamabread>:( August 29, 2020

Sjon 

A handsome, scotch-loving Dutchman

That Sjon really knows how to pound the Lagavulin.

Sjon by thejacksonfiver March 22, 2012

Sjof 

To sjof or sjofe is norwegian slang (kebab norwegian) and means to look/stare.

Damn, dont sjof at that round badonk

Sjof by abdilbari September 19, 2021