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A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.
The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.
Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018
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A Norse Goddess.

A folk singer currently living in Alaska.

A given girl's name in Iceland.
Sjofn is a goddess from the Old Norse mythology. Her gift is leading people toward love and marriage.

Sjofn is a indie-folk singer.

Sjofn is a given girl's name in Iceland.
Sjofn by gothesgarden July 4, 2011
Related Words
Sjofn SJOF sjones shofna SHOFNAR SJFNSIRNSRHNB Sjon sjong sjonks sjonkoes
Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.
usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.
SHOFNAR by theFZA May 4, 2005

SJFNSIRNSRHNB 

A possible outcome of smashing your keyboard with your fist.
SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm angry!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm so excited!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB by G301G3 November 4, 2010
Een mongool, debiel, Imbeciel, of algemeen kanker dom persoon.
Wat een sjonnie
Sjonnie by Banamabread>:( August 29, 2020
A handsome, scotch-loving Dutchman
That Sjon really knows how to pound the Lagavulin.
Sjon by thejacksonfiver March 22, 2012
To sjof or sjofe is norwegian slang (kebab norwegian) and means to look/stare.
Damn, dont sjof at that round badonk
Sjof by abdilbari September 19, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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