6 definitions by theFZA

dick swirl coffee

Generally in an office setting, when someone secretly tampers with the community coffee by sticking their penis in it. Most office coffee has been tampered with in some way and is still known as dick swirl coffee regardless of the actual method of tampering.

I can’t mess with the coffee in the office, that’s for sure dick swirl coffee.

by theFZA October 24, 2019

Pepe le Pew

When you seduce your lady by farting and then walking up and kissing her up her wrist/arm.

I did the Pepe le Pew move to Nikki, she melted in my arms.

by theFZA March 30, 2014

chill bro knifeman

A random dude that pulls over on the side of the road to help you cut a plastic sheet that is stuck under your car. At first it appears that he is running towards you with a knife to shank you, but in reality he is just here to help and is a real chill bro.

I was stuck on the side of the road with a plastic sheet wrapped around my wheel, but a chill bro knifeman came to save the day.

by theFZA October 24, 2019

SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

by theFZA May 5, 2005

secondary wipe

When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.

Damn, my ass was itching and sure enough it was because I needed a secondary wipe.

by theFZA September 15, 2019

freshwater starfish

A very rare starfish that lives in freshwater. So rare that it doesn’t exist.

I found a freshwater starfish.
Shut up, no you didn’t, liar.

by theFZA October 24, 2019