sjones

One who rants about nothing in particular, and won't let the subject drop.

He ranted on about inkjet printers like a real sjones.

by cixen June 11, 2006

John Stones

Best defender of all time. GOAT

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"

by John stones fan February 2, 2021

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

The Rolling Stones

A rock 'n' roll band who have been around since 1962. The majority of 'Stones songs are quite simple but you just can't resist dancing to them. In terms of commercial success, they are 2nd to lThe Beatles. The Stones have produced such classics as Jumpin' Jack Flash, Sympathy For The Devil, (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction, Start Me Up, Rocks Off, Brown Sugar and so many more. Whilst a few people say that musically they are not as talented as some other bands from around that time, there is no denying the Stones can really rock. They will probably last forever, as I am currently writing this, they are on tour.

Person 1: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Person 2: No
Person 1 has left the chat

by 420,dleimrjkm5mjm dallas texas August 19, 2019

Stones Throw Records

California underground hip-hop label created by producer/DJ Peanut Butter Wolf in 1996

Stones Throw Records' roster includes Lootpack, Oh No, Medaphoar, and Declaime

by TrebleHead January 20, 2005

piss stones

A male urinal, especially in a pub or bar

Oih lad, where's the piss stones I'm brasting

by The Gilmeister January 11, 2014

Philosopher Stones

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly referred to as "philosopher stones" or sclerotia, they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Philosopher Stones are produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the Philosopher Stones are capable of producing.

There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you Philosopher Stones, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011