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A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.
The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.
Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018
Related Words
Sjofn SJOF sjones shofna SHOFNAR SJFNSIRNSRHNB Sjon sjong sjonks sjonkoes
Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.
usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.
SHOFNAR by theFZA May 4, 2005

SJFNSIRNSRHNB 

SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm angry!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm so excited!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB by G301G3 November 4, 2010
Een mongool, debiel, Imbeciel, of algemeen kanker dom persoon.
Wat een sjonnie
Sjonnie by Banamabread>:( August 29, 2020
A handsome, scotch-loving Dutchman
That Sjon really knows how to pound the Lagavulin.
Sjon by thejacksonfiver March 22, 2012
To sjof or sjofe is norwegian slang (kebab norwegian) and means to look/stare.
Damn, dont sjof at that round badonk
Sjof by abdilbari September 19, 2021