Sjofn

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A Norse Goddess.

A folk singer currently living in Alaska.

A given girl's name in Iceland.

Sjofn is a goddess from the Old Norse mythology. Her gift is leading people toward love and marriage.

Sjofn is a indie-folk singer.

Sjofn is a given girl's name in Iceland.

Sjofn by gothesgarden July 4, 2011

Words you can keep

Sjöfn

A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.

The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.

Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018

Related Words

Sjofn • SJOF • sjones • shofna • SHOFNAR • SJFNSIRNSRHNB • Sjon • sjong • sjonks • sjonkoes

SHOFNAR

Sudden Hard-On For No Apparent Reason. when you get a random boner with no sexual arrousal.

usually coming at a very inappropriate and random time like walking into church, walking to class through campus, or while taking your plates to the sink at christmas dinner.

SHOFNAR by theFZA May 4, 2005

SJFNSIRNSRHNB

A possible outcome of smashing your keyboard with your fist.

SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm angry!
SJFNSIRNSRHNB, i'm so excited!

SJFNSIRNSRHNB by G301G3 November 4, 2010

Sjonnie

Een mongool, debiel, Imbeciel, of algemeen kanker dom persoon.

Wat een sjonnie

Sjonnie by Banamabread>:( August 29, 2020

Sjon

A handsome, scotch-loving Dutchman

That Sjon really knows how to pound the Lagavulin.

Sjon by thejacksonfiver March 22, 2012

Sjof

To sjof or sjofe is norwegian slang (kebab norwegian) and means to look/stare.

Damn, dont sjof at that round badonk

Sjof by abdilbari September 19, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026