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Ketton Biveck
SJOF by penis November 10, 2003
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SJOF Sjofn
A Norse Goddess.

A folk singer currently living in Alaska.

A given girl's name in Iceland.
Sjofn is a goddess from the Old Norse mythology. Her gift is leading people toward love and marriage.

Sjofn is a indie-folk singer.

Sjofn is a given girl's name in Iceland.
Sjofn by gothesgarden July 4, 2011
A no nonsense, badass boss. Sometimes called "the dragon in the north". Has a huge capacity for love, but is known for her legendary temper.

Her motto: You don't have to taste it to smell it.
The saying goes: "feed your children enough vegetables at easter, or Sjöfn might just eat them.
Sjöfn by Sjé vakt December 11, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026