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Sizerp is a mix of a cough syrup that contains codeine and some type of vodka. This combination will cause you to hallucinate.
We were sippin on that sizerp last night.
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Pint-sizer
Short male usually internally self concious about himself so he resorts to establishing a false identity of being a badass or "gangster". A male shorter than average height who partakes in ego boosting activities such as weight lifting and cheer leading. A small man who surrounds himself with a multitude of bigger men to make himself feel more secure. A little man with an ego of Andre the Giant. A self-proclaimed "gangster" who is short therefore "pint sized".
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Syn: douchebag, wankster, wanksterbag, wannabe gangster, little man, small penis, small penis syndrome.
Guy1: Yo, check out that short dude over there with that ridiculous outfit. It's like five below zero outside, why is he wearing a muscle shirt?
Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
Guy2: Cause man, that's a pint-sizer for you.
Pint-sizer by Reel Smart January 10, 2011
The House Rule of Dick Sizes
When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
The House Rule of Dick Sizes by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
comparing sizes
1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!
2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
comparing sizes by Cappy1 June 11, 2004