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top sider 

The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.
Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.

After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.
top sider by TopperShut April 26, 2007
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topsider 

One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.
Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.

Those dumb fuckin topsiders

Only topsiders get the day off today
topsider by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008

Topsider 

A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.
“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”

“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”
Topsider by Cassadamius July 10, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026