Top-Siders
Top-Siders by Beatrix May 13, 2005
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top sider
The art of crapping in the toilet tank above and behind the toilet bowl. So you're taking the lid off of the back of a toilet, and crap in the toilets area that holds the mechanical parts of the toilet bowl.
Bob was so hung over, he told me that when the bar tender cut him off, he went to the bath room and delivered a top sider to the morning clean crew that was rank.
After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.
After he fired me, I went to the bathroom to get changed and left a top sider for him to clean up.
top sider by TopperShut April 26, 2007
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Top-Siders • topside spoon • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger • top hat • Top Deck • top-notch
topsider
One of the many ratings on an aircraft carrier other than that of a nuke. They usually complain about how nukes are spoiled overpaid bitches, even though the nukes are the ones that work far more hours, stand duty more often and are usually undermanned.
Nuke to Nuke:
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.
Those dumb fuckin topsiders
Only topsiders get the day off today
We just stole a bunch of lightbulbs from a topside space.
Those dumb fuckin topsiders
Only topsiders get the day off today
topsider by Hardworkinnuke October 27, 2008
Topsider
A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.
“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”
“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”
“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”
Topsider by Cassadamius July 10, 2022
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