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Intelligent, loving, funny, and stunningly beautiful. Patient and understanding, so if you piss her off, you know you messed up. She’s as elegant as she is down to earth. Everyone should strive for their own Sitorie, though that would be extremely difficult since she is one of a kind. She’s the best friend you could ever have. In a class of her own. If you have her, never let her go and treasure her always!
I’m the luckiest man in the world, I found a Sitorie :)
Sitorie by Furbulator_9000 November 22, 2021
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ghost stories 

The best anime dub to ever exist
Guy 1:hey did you watch Ghost Stories yet?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! Best anime dub to ever exist!
ghost stories by RockTundra December 9, 2020

the land of stories 

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.
"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.
Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

penis stories 

Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.
I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.
penis stories by Dr Bunnygirl October 11, 2019

Tradin' War Stories 

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another
2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."

TWSS Stories 

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments
TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
TWSS Stories by DJ20 January 8, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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