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snession 

sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.
My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.
snession by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013
Noun: the amalgamation of "stress" and "session";

A period of time spent stressing about a subject, task, event or occurance, usually ended by a revelation about the subject, task, event or occurance which means you needed not stress as much.
Dude, I totally forgot about that assignment I had to do. Had a stression in my room until I remembered we don't have Jenkins till Wednesday!

Friend 1: I think I knocked up my girlfriend...
Friend 2: Hmmmm, perhaps a stression is in order?
stression by PeppersRUs November 1, 2010
The stress that is caused by extremely tense situations that could blow up at any moment.
Micheal has to tell his Dad that he just crashed his BMW and was under the influence. Major stression.
stression by Mr TeaPot798 November 2, 2010

Stressioniety

A mixture of stress, depression and anxiety.
When trying to do too much with your life but would prefer to crawl up into a ball and rock back and forth.
She is dealing with a lot of stressioniety right now.
Stressioniety by ez1023 June 17, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026