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When you're tough but a simp for that one special person
Micheal is mean to everybody but so soft to his girlfriend lia hes such a sipimp
Sipimp by Cindy King January 23, 2021
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siimpstars 

A homosexual black/white human being who is very hawt and meem lord. Also known as raymond (gaymond). He has a big cock. We love him.
Is that siimpstars? The guy with the mega schlong?
siimpstars by fl4ent May 26, 2021
A “Spimp” is when a person of any gender finds Spamton G Spamton from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox, romantically or sexually attractive.
“OMG AVARI IS SUCH A SPIMP”
Spimp by Spimp May 24, 2022
1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
Spimp by webster tarpley November 8, 2008
A spimp is formally known as a pimp of simps or a simp that is a pimp
Hang on lemme call my “spimp”
Spimp by Jewko May 16, 2020
(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
Spimp by somemerch36 March 29, 2020
someone who is a simp and a pimp at the same time
stop being a spimp
spimp by $NEEZE December 3, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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