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thaa is a siimp
siimp by notthaa February 5, 2021
Words you can keep
like simp but not
YOU SIIMP!
siimp by TNiggel89 February 5, 2021

haiikyuu.siimp 

is the SUSSIEST person to known man 🤤 if you ever try to mess w them though i will bite your hand off >:( BARK BARK WOOF ARF RUFF BARK ARFR

ARF GRRRRR RUFF *spits* and i wont hesitate ❗❗❗❗
omg!, haiikyuu.siimp is soo sussy 🤯

Rei.siimp 

A creator on the app that makes content about mainly anime pretty funny guy
Rei.siimp by Absolutedegenerate1 February 20, 2021

rei.siimp 

rei.siimp known as one of the funniest evangelion creator on tiktok ever. His content is very productive and it's good for the economy.
Person 1: "Have you seen rei.siimps latest post?"
Person 2: "Penis"
rei.siimp by ilovechaeyounglol February 20, 2021

rei.siimp 

a hot person on tiktok with an extremely large cock
"you know rei.siimp?"
"yeah isnt he the pornstar with the absolute largest cock?"
rei.siimp by xnxnxnxnqked March 29, 2021

Simp Magnet 

Someone who’s attractive (informal)
1: Jeff is super attractive and everyone loves him
2: He’s a Simp Magnet
Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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