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Sink Water Baptist 

A person who in a bar is drunk and and is in need of water so they go to the bathroom and drink from the faucet.
there goes the sink water baptist! he think he slick!
Sink Water Baptist by wetboi69 July 15, 2022

Bong Water in the Sink 

Similar to Beer under the bridge:

When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."

Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."

Drinking water over the sink

When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.
Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-

Sink Watermelon 

Painting someone green and performing sexual intercourse in a filled bathtub
“Yo, I just had some Sink Watermeloned with Anthony!”
Sink Watermelon by DJ’s_colon December 9, 2024

Stinkwater Whoppers 

Refers to a bowel movement whose contents include numerous, round, marble-sized pieces of shit which resemble the famous candy.

Referring to physical likeness only, a stinkwater whopper is not edible....unless you're into that nonsense.
Dude, if you're still hungry I just left a bowl full of stinkwater whoppers in the bathroom....dig in!
Stinkwater Whoppers by StynkStar August 11, 2006
A bachelor who doesn't use silverware or even sit at a table/ sofa etc, but instead eats directly over the sink to make cleanup as easy as turning on a faucet
Why would I have plates and silverware? I'm a bachelor and a sinkeater.
Sinkeater by reedh July 23, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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