Simuli

Another word for Weed

Yo homie pass me the simuli

Simuli by Weed Hunter April 4, 2023

simulflush 

the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass

(Roger and Dave using the urinal)

Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!

simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010

silly simulator 

the only game were you can get beat up constantly without getting mad

silly simulator

silly simulator by someone else thats not u March 4, 2021

hat simulator 

A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money

"What were you doing last night?"

"TF2"

"You mean that hat game?"

"Its not all about hats"

"The game is basically a hat simulator"

hat simulator by Dontaskaboutcake April 4, 2015

Goat Simulator 

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.

I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.

Goat Simulator by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan May 18, 2014

simblissity 

Means to enjoy simple pleasures in a blissful way.

His kiss was simblissity delicious. When I ate her cake, my mouth was simblissity filled.

simblissity by suzgirl October 19, 2016

Simplicated 

For all the things in life that should be simple but are complicated. (ie: relationships, emotions, ice cream, Reddit)

Him: Hey, how’s nursing school going?
Her: it’s simplicated. Ever heard of a syndrome where ice cream tastes like blue cheese?

Simplicated by ElboiCoco April 21, 2021