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simpgrooming 

The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.

A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like

"looks don't matter"

"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"

Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.
J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"
simpgrooming by Based Fiend August 20, 2023
When you get all emotional and sensitive with your homies. Most often seen at raves.
Me: You're literally so fucking dope i appreciate our friendship so much.
Homie: Damn dude don't get all simpy on me.
Simpy by Rina24xo October 4, 2017

Simpy Fatass 

BIG boys with red hair and hurt knees- usually make fun of other people because all they can do is eat
Simpy Fatass by Carly Simms February 18, 2020

Simpy Chadder 

Alike to pegging, to simp for a girl so much that the only way she will engage in sexual actions with you would be to peg you
Haha have you seen Chad?

No man not since yesterday?! I heard we receiving a Simpy Chadder like the Simpy Chad he is

Simpy Cod Pro 

A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.
> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?

> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..

> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
Simpy Cod Pro by bowowbrowncow December 21, 2021
The word simpage refers to a Simps main girl that he Simps for
Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches
Simpage by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020