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simpgrooming
The act of grooming a guy into becoming a simp and approaching/making a fuss over every woman he sees. asking each if he can take them out on dates. Not specifically for the purpose of a potential relationship, but in order to benefit the woman. Usually performed online in forums or Youtube comments.
A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like
"looks don't matter"
"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"
Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.
A simp groomer will use patronizing terms like
"looks don't matter"
"aww just keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
"you're not ugly"
"when are men going to man up and ask us out?"
Simpgrooming is actually a turnoff for men, and can be dangerous.
J: "I've asked 1000 girls this week if I can take them on an expensive date! None have said yes, but I have to keep trying, there's someone for everyone"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"
T: "dude, who's simpgrooming you"
simpgrooming by Based Fiend August 20, 2023
Related Words
SimpyG • simpy • simpgogy • SimplyGold • .simplygrande • .simplygrande_ • Simpage • Simpagot • Simpagraph • Simpagraphing
Simpy Fatass
BIG boys with red hair and hurt knees- usually make fun of other people because all they can do is eat
Simpy Fatass by Carly Simms February 18, 2020
Simpy Chadder
Alike to pegging, to simp for a girl so much that the only way she will engage in sexual actions with you would be to peg you
Haha have you seen Chad?
No man not since yesterday?! I heard we receiving a Simpy Chadder like the Simpy Chad he is
No man not since yesterday?! I heard we receiving a Simpy Chadder like the Simpy Chad he is
Simpy Chadder by milfhunter1976 May 20, 2020
Simpy Cod Pro
A 'simpy cod pro', or SCP for short, is a professional Call of Duty, or Warzone, Player who excessively uses twitter or other social media platforms to whine to, complain to/about, or flirt with his community. Classic examples include (1) whining about game mechanics when they just need to get good, (2) complain about not getting picked up by a professional organisation, and (3) use twitter as a means to communicate their loneliness/solitude/often lack of a female partner.
> Dude did you see x's tweet about his inability to find love?
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
> Yeah, it remind's me of y's tweet about not being able to find an org..
> Wow, these guys are simpy cod pros, no cap.
Simpy Cod Pro by bowowbrowncow December 21, 2021
Simpage
Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches
Simpage by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!