Simpage
Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches
Simpage by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020
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sampage
dude! did you see see sam last weekend? he went on a sampage after his girlfriend turned his dick into spaghetti!
sampage by Senior tittles January 29, 2009
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Sippage
Sippage by Nikki G-Spot December 9, 2003
Simpagraphing
Tim has been Simpagraphing for around 2 hours now trying to come up with the perfect love letter to the woman who waved in his direction. (she never noticed him)
Simpagraphing by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023
Simpagot
Some guy: I feel really sad
Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate
Me: you're a simpagot
Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate
Me: you're a simpagot
Simpagot by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020
Simpagraph
A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"
George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him
Simpagraph by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023
simage
An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.
“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
simage by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024
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