Simpage
Marco says that his simpage bus funny but we all know that’s not true because no woman has ever been funny and all they do is wash dishes and make me sandwiches
Simpage by Gaypackerfan42069 April 22, 2020
Words you can keep
sampage
dude! did you see see sam last weekend? he went on a sampage after his girlfriend turned his dick into spaghetti!
sampage by Senior tittles January 29, 2009
Related Words
Simpage • sampage • simage • simpademic • Simpagot • Simpagraph • Simpagraphing • Sippage • Sam Paget • Simp General
Sippage
Sippage by Nikki G-Spot December 9, 2003
Simpagraphing
Tim has been Simpagraphing for around 2 hours now trying to come up with the perfect love letter to the woman who waved in his direction. (she never noticed him)
Simpagraphing by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023
Simpagot
Some guy: I feel really sad
Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate
Me: you're a simpagot
Me: about who
Some guy: some popular guy everyone is starting to hate
Me: you're a simpagot
Simpagot by Mildburner567 August 27, 2020
Simpagraph
A paragraph sent to a special someone that is supposed to be very heartwarming but ends up being desperate, clingy, corny, creepy and way too long. A modern, online equivalent to the love letter. See "Simp"
George, the 'nice guy' gives his crush a simpagraph every night in hopes she will one day notice him
Simpagraph by Pimcsnumber September 25, 2023
simage
An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.
“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”
simage by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!