Simptie

a person who is not only a simp, but became a swiftie because of it. they're a little bit girlypop and very zesty, though we cant say gay cause he does like a girl 😔

person - why is bro listening to taylor swift
me - oh, hes a simptie
person- huh?
me - this chick he likes is a swiftie, and hes a massive simp

(lsym wea)

by Veeeveeeee February 28, 2024

simpiest

when someone reaches peak-simp, they become the simpiest within a group of individuals

Kay: hey did you hear about KC?
Sam: Yeah, I heard she's the simpiest in the whole school.

by thoughtty August 4, 2020

Simptember

Simptember is an annual month-long observance month in September designed to appreciate simps for protecting women and honor them for continuing their hard work despite all the bullying.

There are plenty of events planned in observance of Simptember this year.

by simp2020 July 26, 2020

Simpie

Short for simpleton; A simple minded person; someone unintelligent or foolish person

Adam and Keenan are simpies indeed, but Snake is the biggest simpie of them all.

by Festus March 24, 2007

Simptir

Being a simp named huntir

Huntir: Heyyyyyyyy "any Asian girl with with a heart beat".
Everyone talking to huntir: Simptir back at it again.

by Hc Greg November 7, 2021

Simpitelli

An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.

Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023

Simpietro

One of the all-time greatest simps of the modern era. Constantly spends his time away from the boys and with the ladies whether it is in the library, the cinemas or out at the lighthouse. This man can simp and snitch.

"I just wish Simpietro would come online more often"

by justimagine...justsittingthere August 31, 2020