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Simpsonize 

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.
Simpsonize by WWJD1 November 3, 2007

Homer Simpsonize 

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.
After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.
Homer Simpsonize by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Simpsoning it

Still doing something you should have stopped doing a long, long time ago.
Is that Pablo Fransisco still doing movie trailer jokes? Man, he is totally Simpsoning it...
Simpsoning it by Mokoru March 5, 2011

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simpsonizer 

Somebody who is a fan of australian singer Cody Simpson.
I am a simpsonizer and will stick by cody whatever he does.

simpsonian

adj. 1. Pertaining to the TV show "The Simpsons". From the Simpsons and -ian, a common adjective suffix.
2. (often cap. S) A museum dedicated to Simpson paraphenalia. From Simpson and Smithsonian, the institution that runs many of the museums in Washington, D.C.
1. "No one has a greater amount of simpsonian knowledge than John; he watches the show everyday."
2. After visiting the Flintstones Museum, the family went to the Simpsonian, where they saw original storyboards.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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