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simpsonize 

A web site created by Burger King and the makers of the Simpsons movie where you upload a picture of your self and it turns you into a Simpsons character.
"Dude, check out my Simpsonized pic
simpsonize by JordanRu August 4, 2007

the simonizer 

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer
the simonizer by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer 

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race
Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon
Simonizer by gusto August 7, 2003

Homer Simpsonize 

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.
After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.
Homer Simpsonize by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Simpsonizers 

Cody Simpson's "angels" are called Simpsonizers, Simpsonizers go hard, mess with them and you'll know it.
Simpsonizers are awesome <3 <3
Simpsonizers by IloveCodySimpsonAw January 2, 2012

Simpsonize 

The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.

Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.
Simpsonize by WWJD1 November 3, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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