- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent
money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the
Beautiful Princess
Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump:
Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing
money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.
Brian Keener: Yeah,
pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.