Simporita
Simporita by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020
Words you can keep
Simpopotamus
- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.
Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.
Simpopotamus by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020
Related Words
Simporita • simportant • Simpolitan • SIMPOCRITE • Simoriah • Simrita • Samprita • Simonita • Simperial army • Simperialism
Simonita
Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017
Simperial army
The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.
The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help
Simperial army by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020
Simoriah
A word used to describe a person has a beautiful personality. Mostly used toward women, however a small amount of men can fit this description.
Simoriah by Mr. Miller October 31, 2004
Simpocrite
A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.
Simpocrite by General Boof January 4, 2021
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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B)
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