Simporita

The feminine version of “Simp”

That girl is being such a simporita!

by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020

Simpopotamus

- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab

God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.

Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging sausage just to finance his simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.

by TheClownCornbread October 22, 2020

Simonita

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!

"Simonita is truly crazy!"

by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

Simperial army

The Simperial army is one of the largest armies in the world, many people can join it without knowing such as when seeing a girl or boy and has an erection. The Simperial army is especially strong during the month of September or also known as No Simp September, one who breaks this rule is an elite soldier and experienced veteran from the Simp-wars and have seen a lot.

The Simperial army has been growing rather strong this month. I fear that many of our classmates are turning to the Simperial empire for help

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE October 1, 2020

Sisorita

A combination between the word Sister and Seniorita

Thanks Sisorita

by YAWNYTHELOUDESTMOTHERFUCKER March 27, 2020

Simoriah

A word used to describe a person has a beautiful personality. Mostly used toward women, however a small amount of men can fit this description.

Keri....you are such a Simoriah!

by Mr. Miller October 31, 2004

Simpocrite

A combination of a simp and a hypocrite. A simp because they say they will hang with the boys, but instead chase some stretched out, stanky, overused pussy. And a hypocrite because he simply isn’t a man of his word and tries to roast other dudes for being a simp.

We wanted to hang with our buddy Allen last night, but he was being a real simpocrite.

by General Boof January 4, 2021