- A fatty, shiney shiney, closeted, egghead
ginger who repeatedly drops his rent money on Belle Delphine Merch in a futile attempt to become her boyfriend. - A Simpopotamus may present himself as a
feminist who respects women, but treats most women like sex objects. -A Simpopotamus may also become a financial drain on those around him, making the Beautiful Princess Aubrey pay his bills out of pity.
See also: Michael
Tyler Kittrell; CopperCab
God_Emperor_Trump: Wow, this Simpopotamus actually thinks throwing money at E-
girls gives him some sense of ownership over them.
Brian Keener: Yeah, pretty soon this Simppo will be throat-hugging
sausage just to finance his
simping addiction. It’s quite sad really.