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Simpolitan 

A very underground style, which seeks to combine modern Metropolitan clothing styles with simple designs and less colors. usually there is a color scheme to it, and 5 or less colors. Very presentable, and semi-formal yet casual, simple yet stylish.

----------Simpolitan Rock-------
~skinny jeans or tight pants
~Boy:Art-Graphic Tee/V-neck/Solid Color Tee

Girl: Tops with patterned design

~Little accessories
~2 colored or less shoes
~Simple Hoodie

The hair is also an important part it's probably the most complicated and diverse part, can vary from a "Hipster Hair" to faux-hawk, to an "Emo" hairstyle or a very simplistic "Scene", and i use these words very lightly and emphasize on the simplicity of the hair, usually one solid color and no extreme style to it.

---------------Simpolitan Hip-Hop---------
~Boy:Solid color V-neck or crew collar

Girl: Patterned Tops
~ Solid color straight jeans or pants
~ Pair of calm sunglasses (used only outdoors)

Hair is usually very short, and buzzed.
Female hairstyles are very variant.

Focused more in Metropolitan Areas.

Simple & Metropolitan

Simpolitan
Mostly seen in the urban/cities of places France, England, Spain, Canada, New York, California, and quickly growing in Miami, West Palm Beach, Orlando.

Popular among people in their early 20's
There is no example, for Simpolitan, it can be anything modern and metropolitan, in a vey simple way.
Words you can keep

simportant

Something that is simple and important at the same time.
To avoid the gum disease GINGIVITIS, it is very simportant to brush and floss your teeth regularly.
simportant by kirupa June 23, 2013

simolian blowjob 

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

Simporita 

The feminine version of “Simp
That girl is being such a simporita!
Simporita by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020

Simportant

A word from.the famous community of Simp.
"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"
Simportant by BlessedHeaven September 21, 2020

Simportant

When a Simp thinks it's important to display his affection even though it creeps someone out.
"Girl in game? Gotta friend list her and creep her out by talking everyday, and trying to get into her life by all means, it's simportant"
Simportant by Ellaphantasticc September 21, 2020

Simplitarded

When a product or piece of software has been simplified so much that you dont have the ability to control the details you want.
I like the camera on my phone but they simplitarded it and now I cant save the files to the format I want
Simplitarded by enfusion101 April 3, 2011
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B)
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