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Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.
Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"
by c4ct1 April 24, 2020
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Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl
Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!
by CharlESee June 28, 2022
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Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner
"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.
by Anonymous March 21, 2003
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simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.
Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.
by expres April 21, 2011
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Simpering

wrelk;l; mny frdiedns bsde ssaying ikm sinmpinh g fcrom buiyiong bdelllle delkphinesd onwy fans but ika ainmt Simpering tfhey be juszt rudee
you are such a Simpering for buying belles only fans
by EpicXxGamezr69420Xx October 2, 2020
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