Simpers 

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

Simpers by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

Simpers 

When a bunch of people are “simping” on something or someone.

“God, those people are such simpers”

Simpers by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020

Simpers 

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

Simpers by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

Simper Saiyan by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery 

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Simpess 

the female equivalent of a simp. she overvalues men who treat her horribly.

Brittney is a simpess, her boyfriend has cheated on her 3 times now and she's still with him.

Simpess by skzhskshsksknz March 12, 2020

Simper Fi 

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

Simper Fi by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020