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A dirty bitch who WILL somehow take your mans even though she looks like a monkey!!
Ehhhh you seen Belles recently the tramp
Belles by Kekaaaaa November 29, 2019

belles husband 

a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off
person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect
belles husband by willieluver July 25, 2022

belles and whistles 

"Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.
I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.
belles and whistles by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Belles' Suitors 

The dudes who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel

Belles' Suitors 

The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!

eight belles 

putting someone out of their misery-or in some cases, out of your misery.
Man, my boy Nate is buggin me! I'd love to take him out back right now tie him up and give him the ole' eight belles.
eight belles by R.Noonan May 8, 2008