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Simpjerking
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The act
of simping on a girl while you
jerk off
to her. Truly
disgusting
.
Guy 1, in
bathroom
: "Fuck
you're so pretty
I would die for you"
Guy 2: "Bro are you
seriously
simpjerking in there?"
Simpjerking
by
c4ct1
April 24, 2020
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