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A man who shows off all of his girls to his boys, but never really gets to loose his virginity. Once he has sex he converts to a fuckboy.
Theo is a simpboy.
Simpboy by M4c3l April 14, 2020
Words you can keep
A simp named Sabona. Always thirsty for some coo but never willing to put in the effort to earn it. But he will be ready to bitch his friends for trying to help
1: "do you still like Lulu"
2: "Idk, why do you even care"
1: "STFU Simpbona"
Simpbona by gay ball October 7, 2020

Bort Simpsoy 

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!
What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!
Bort Simpsoy by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

SimpBobUnderPants 

He is not gay and he has a very big and tasty dick. All the hot girls want to fuck him. He is sexyyy affff
SimpBobUnderPants is very sexyy <3
SimpBobUnderPants by lmaobrogini November 20, 2020

Simployee 

Derives from the noun “Simp”. A coworker (usually a teen) who follows female coworkers around pretending to be their friend taking every opportunity to look at their butt or get any view of cleavage he can get. The female coworker is wise to his antics and in 100% of cases she is only playing hard to get but loves any male attention she can get.
Dude look at Derrick follow Chelsea from soft lines around like a lost puppy, He even volunteers to stock the makeup aisle to maximize his chances to look at her butt thinking she doesn’t notice. The guy is the Simployee of the month for sure!
A abortion term that comes from the TDS Fandom, referring to a woman boss in TDS

Mainly 'sexist' as they say
"At least I don't work for SimpBoss!"
A person (usally female)with a online following gained by posting sexual based content with the agenda to move her army to a paid subscription social media platform for monetary gain
Wow Belle is the biggest Simployer on onlyfans
Simployer by xxfumanchuxx February 17, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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