simpbot

A person(machine) who’s organs and parts are formed from neodymium. Attracting any simp in a 1 mile radius.

Oh look, he is magnetized to that simpbot again.

by Bacon929 March 21, 2021

simpbot

A person(machine) who’s organs and parts are formed from neodymium. Attracting any simp in a 1 mile radius.

Oh look, he is magnetized to that simpbot again.

by Bacon929 March 21, 2021

Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

Simpbona

A simp named Sabona. Always thirsty for some coo but never willing to put in the effort to earn it. But he will be ready to bitch his friends for trying to help

1: "do you still like Lulu"
2: "Idk, why do you even care"
1: "STFU Simpbona"

by gay ball October 7, 2020

Simpiotic Relationship

When a simp and a streamer have a mutually beneficial relationship

"I gave pokimane 10 tier 3 subs and she said my name twice!
"Sounds like a simpiotic relationship to me bro."

by SoSoSpartan June 13, 2020

Simpbiotic relationship

Is where two people simp for each other simp

Person 1: Jay and sally are total simps for each other.
Person 2: Yeah it’s a definitely a simpbiotic relationship.

by Kryptic Fallout February 13, 2020

simplot

A family who can out drink the best of them, are attractive people who others are envious of and are hard working.

I wish I was a Simplot!

by yabbers91 December 21, 2016