14 definitions by Stewart Larkin

Ka-ka face

A Ka-ka face is someone with a very ugly face,their face looks like shit. some one with a Ka-ka face is so ugly their mama had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the pet dog to play with them. I'm talking ugly,scaring small children and animals. The face is not to different that a pile of steaming doggie crap,oh man a real mess,bleech. Kinda like Oprah or that fat lesbo Rosie or Sara Jessica Barker.
"You sure is ugly!"
Did you see that new manager at the Burger King?
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
by Stewart Larkin June 8, 2007
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bread samich

A bread Samich is a slice of cheap white bread folded in half. This is what you eat if you don't have any thing to place in the sandwich like regular folks with money do.
Hey ma whats for lunch today I's hungry. Well Sonny all we gots fo lunch is bread samich. oh dang!
by Stewart Larkin June 15, 2007
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adventuring

adventuring
When one snoops around the offices and other private areas of a company one works at, this is done if you work the graveyard shift.You look around in areas that you could not if you worked in the day,there would be people working there and they would object.Mostly looking in peoples private offices for privileged info ect, this also includes looking in to private refrigerators to grab some sneaky snacks.
Setting: Graveyard shift at General Manufacturing.

Hey where is that dam Johnny I need him to take over for me while I go to the bathroom.

Oh Johnny is out adventuring in the supervisors office again.

Oh shit.

Johnny comes back, Hey assholes guess what I just found out!

What?

We gonna get laid off on April 1st!
I just saw the memo on Ms. Ironbottoms desk.

Oh fuck I just bought a new Skidoo!

Haw-Haw tough shit for you !

No more job for you!!!
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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buddy punch

When a person at work clocks in ("punches in") their friend when their friend is late to work.
Did you you clock in for Stevie?

Oh yes.

Good old buddy punch!
by Stewart Larkin August 26, 2006
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Dork

A verb, to dork to have sexual relations with someone,usually a woman. Because you look stupid while you are doing the dirty deed.
I saw the blondie with the nice fat ass over by the bar and I really wanted to dork her big time.
by Stewart Larkin June 20, 2007
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smooth move Gilligan

smooth move Gilligan
This is what you say to someone who just did something terribly stupid and foolish,like the TV character Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island
Skippppper!!!
Oh little buddy!
The professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligan's Island.
Why are your clothes all torn and covered with monkey feces?
I slipped in a plie of monkey poop on my way to feed Mr.Peepers.
Oh smooth move Gilligan!
Ooh snap, you shit covered retard.
by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009
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home funk

Home Funk is poor quality pot that one has grown them self. Not high tech growth, more like throw seeds in the dirt in your backyard type growth.
Home funk is the type of pot folks smoke and they do not get high at all.

"Hey Bro, that weed any good?"

"Naw, this shit is strictly home funk!"
by Stewart Larkin August 13, 2006
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