Simon Sex
Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
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Simon sex maniac
A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.
Simon sex maniac by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021
Related Words
Simon Sex • Simon sex maniac • Simon the Sexy • simo sext • sex-sion • Sexy Simo • Simon Cowell • šimon • Simon says • Simon Kalivoda
Simon the Sexy
The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.
P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*
Simon the Sexy by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025
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Sexy Simo by SexySimoLa November 2, 2021
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