Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.

Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....

Simon Sex by Team KC January 9, 2009

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Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

Simon sex maniac by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021

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Related Words

Simon Sex • Simon sex maniac • Simon the Sexy • simo sext • sex-sion • Sexy Simo • Simon Cowell • šimon • Simon says • Simon Kalivoda

sex-sion

(noun) A session of weed smoking and euphoric sex

I'm picking up some bud so I can have a sex-sion with my boyfriend tonight.

sex-sion by natfatcat January 13, 2008

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Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

Simon the Sexy by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

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simo sext

To flirt with many people simultaneously via text messages.

So, how many peeps can I simo sext without being slutty?

simo sext by CyberV September 29, 2012

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Sexy Simo

Sexy Simo is the hardest lad around yeno hard as nails solid as a rock

real sexy woman: yo is that sexy Simo?!?!
*sex occurs*

Sexy Simo by SexySimoLa November 2, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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