Simon't 

A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.

Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"

Simon't by Simon't't August 31, 2018

Don't be a Simon 

Used in the early days of American Idol when the world was new to the competition and Simon Cowell was the biggest douche bag on the planet. This phrase can be used the same way as Don't be a dick!

Dad: Thanks for making this wonderful breakfast kiddo.

Son: You're welcome dad.

Mom: ...I don't know..the pancakes were a little dry and the eggs were undercooked..and don't get me started about the-

Dad: Dammit babe, Don't be a Simon.

Don't be a Simon by Pow! Whap! Kapam!...Batman sounds May 26, 2008

Simpn't 

The antonym of the word "simp", instead referring to someone with an extreme lack of interest in another person.

Guy #1: Yo, did I really just catch you simping?
Guy #2: Are you kidding me? I couldn't be more of a simpn't if I tried

Simpn't by Toaster of Gold October 21, 2020

Simpn’t 

The refusal to simp or a person who is a non-simper.

*beats gf in everything, while showing no mercy*
“Wow, you really are a simpn’t”

Simpn’t by G Willy April 26, 2020

Simon Threesome 

When two close males interact in a bonding experience in which they watch the same pornographic material and pleasure themselves at the same time. They do not have to be in the same room, but studies show the bond to be stronger when in the same location.

Me: "Hey buddy, do you wanna do a back-to-back Simon Threesome with me tonight?"

Griffin: "Would I ever!"

Me: "Sweet man! Don't forget a laptop, lotion, and tissues!"

Simon Threesome by csemenmonster November 27, 2013

Simon The Hottie 

Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.

Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.

Simon The Hottie by Simon The Hottie Stan June 23, 2021

simpn't 

The difference of a simp.

He is just a simpn't!

simpn't by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020