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He is just a simpn't!
simpn't by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
when you simp for someone and they don't simp back.
"I really like Max, but he simpn't me"
simpn't by Maddie2theM00n&Back October 15, 2020

Simpn’t 

The refusal to simp or a person who is a non-simper.
*beats gf in everything, while showing no mercy*
“Wow, you really are a simpn’t”
Simpn’t by G Willy April 26, 2020

Anti Simpn't 

The king of all simps in the world
Daryll Darmawan is an Anti Simpn't
Anti Simpn't by Keqing March 7, 2021
A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.
Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"
Simon't by Simon't't August 31, 2018

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
ain't no simp by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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