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The antonym of the word "simp", instead referring to someone with an extreme lack of interest in another person.
Guy #1: Yo, did I really just catch you simping?
Guy #2: Are you kidding me? I couldn't be more of a simpn't if I tried
Simpn't by Toaster of Gold October 21, 2020
Words you can keep
He is just a simpn't!
simpn't by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
when you simp for someone and they don't simp back.
"I really like Max, but he simpn't me"
simpn't by Maddie2theM00n&Back October 15, 2020

Simpn’t 

The refusal to simp or a person who is a non-simper.
*beats gf in everything, while showing no mercy*
Wow, you really are a simpn’t
Simpn’t by G Willy April 26, 2020

Anti Simpn't 

The king of all simps in the world
Daryll Darmawan is an Anti Simpn't
Anti Simpn't by Keqing March 7, 2021
A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.
Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"
Simon't by Simon't't August 31, 2018

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
ain't no simp by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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