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Emma Simmonds 

Emma Simmonds by BIG Al 1 March 23, 2012
to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic
i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!
Simoned by Paul February 8, 2004

simmonesque 

To drink a lot in the privacy of your own room before going out to either a party or your friends room.
Person A: "How much did you drink last night?"

Person B: "I had like 8 shots before i came to your room"

Person A: "Wow, how simmonesque of you"
simmonesque by Frank Fioretti April 25, 2008
Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
Simmone by notchrisdontlookatme January 29, 2020

Simmonds 

A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
Simmonds by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011

Charlie Simmonds 

a fucking cracker cos he's black and his pee is red cos hes dieing of necrophilia
That dude is just like Charlie Simmonds! Only difference is that he is an asian and has terminal cancer...