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A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
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the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism
im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck
by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018
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