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Simmonds 

A filthy boy who needs to be taught a lesson; most probably with ropes, chains, leather or dripping hot candle wax. A Simmonds is also incredible in bed, as sexy as hell and will make you do dirty things.
S: "Sweetheart, let me fetch the whip, the butterscotch sauce and the double ended dildo."
K: "Wow, you're such a kinky Simmonds!"
Simmonds by MistressCupcakes November 17, 2011
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simmonds 

the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism
im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck
simmonds by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018

simmonds 

Pre-ejaculation penis fluid slightly rusty coloured
"Oh no ive simmonds my pants"
simmonds by Rupert88 March 17, 2008

Simmonds 

A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!
random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”

sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”
Simmonds by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020

Emma Simmonds 

Emma Simmonds by BIG Al 1 March 23, 2012

Charlie Simmonds 

a fucking cracker cos he's black and his pee is red cos hes dieing of necrophilia
That dude is just like Charlie Simmonds! Only difference is that he is an asian and has terminal cancer...

Georgina Simmonds 

Georgina Simmonds is known in many parts of the land as an urban myth.

They say she can talk for 3 consecutive days without pausing for breath and she has a head the size of an aeroplane. The doctors prescribed her a whole bottle of industrial strength sleeping pills to calm her chronic tweeting. She took the whole bottle, and they made her blink.

They say the top three deaths in the south east region of the united kingdom is 1.heart failure, 2. cancer, and 3. the talkings of Gina simmonds.
A previous prime minister elect was to be the saviour of this country, he was witty, charming, and most importantly he was loved by all the country. He was going to drag the country out of the turbulent state it was in and save us all until he met Gina Simmonds. We now know this man as Stephen Hawking.

the mythical creature is also known by many other names; meg, zordon, little legs, bighead, smaahhl, megan, jiyna, tweety, jafool, drunky, vegetable lover, greg, amongst many others.
Dude have you heard about this "Georgina Simmonds"?
Yeah, apparently she was on the news because she flipped out after some people hated her
Oh thats crazy, I don't think anyone likes her.
Georgina Simmonds by thisisnotmoe January 16, 2010
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
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