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the type of person you would be jealous of.

anyone who has the name "Sikij" has one of 2. a massive cock and a wonderful personality, or an immensely smart brain.
"omg look at sikij over there, i want to be with him so bad." ~literally every woman on the planet
Sikij by oramygrosht August 7, 2021
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sirijacking 

When you use an iPhone's Siri function to bypass security and send shady text messages to contacts in the victim's phone. This is done buy holding down the home button, then saying "text Mum that I like butt stuff".
Neil: "Hey I sirijacked you to sext your wife" Me (checking texts): "That's my sister you ass! You will pay for this sirijacking!"
sirijacking by Barabbit Obama December 7, 2015
Related Words
Sikij Shkije sikik sikiliza siking siki tuttu sikies skij siki Sikia
A very religious and trustworthy person...always willing to help.. Very caring,calm,gentle...
You must have a sikiru in your life
sikiru by Blakvie February 4, 2020
A women with a heart of a lion. She is beautiful and caring. Always expect fun when she's around.
Did you see that beautiful girl? Who is she?

That's Sikita!
Sikita by Auddieau December 19, 2016
Sikia is literally the greatest friend of all time. No one can beat her. She will stick by you until the very end and will not give up on you. They wait forever even when you just say wait a minute and literally are like your soul sister. Never let Sikia go as they will never let you go. Sikia holds on tight but you should be extremely happy as she is the best person you can meet. She is loyal, funny, caring, smart and insanely talented.
Who's your best friend?
I don't really have one, but I do have a sister, Sikia!
Sikia by bigbraindumbo October 11, 2021

SKIJORDUE 

skēˈjôr’d(y)o͞o/

NOUN: skijordue; plural noun: *skijordues

A sport or recreation activity combining skijoring and fonduing. Generally engaged in by a bewildering genre and generation spanning mix of rugged cowboys, gnar freeriders, steazy bros, and fringy fur clad fashionistas united by cheese, adrenaline addiction and mad style.

*also refers to Skijordue event entry fees

VERB: skijordue; 3rd person present: skijordues; past tense: **skijordued; past participle: **skijordued; gerund or present participle: skijorduing

To skijordue.

**not to be confused with Skijordude, a participant in Skijordue
Fashionista to cowboy “I can’t come to the rodeo today I have to brush out my yeti boots so they look sleek for Skijordue tomorrow.”

* Cowboy to steazy bro: “I paid our skijordues so wax your board punk.”

Gnar freerider to cowboy: “Nice horse man, do you skijordue?’

**Fashionista: “Wow there are so many hot skijordudes here”
SKIJORDUE by Samazon77 December 20, 2017
To ejaculate in your hand and smear it all over your own face
After masturbating to gay porn i decided to sikich all over my face.
Sikich by finedopedope May 6, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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