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A shkije is a species, often regarded as being on the subhuman tier. They are known to be backstabbing rats and steal as much land as they can. Originally a sarmatian tribe, the shkije underwent a process of gradual cultural integration into the neighboring Slavic population. Their place of origin is thought to be the caucasus, where they were enslaved and then brought to modern day poland, they managed to build an alliance with the avars, a turkic tribe, who had previously weakened the byzantine empire. This wouldn't be the last time the shkije would align with turks, during ottoman times they were known to be slaves of the turks and shkije men often allowed turkic statesmen to impregnate their wives, nevertheless they were allowed to settle the balkans by their turkic overlords, in which they live to this day an thus steal land, history and resources from other neighboring nations.

Some of the greatest achievements of the Shkije are:
Being directly responsible for World War 1.
Committing the worst genocide on european soil, since World War 2.
Claiming Skanderbeg the albanian national hero every minute of their life without any proofs.
"Hey bro look, there is a Shkije!"
"Why is the Shkije jerking of to albanian men fucking his sister?"
Shkije by Serbhater007 November 22, 2021
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(n. Albanian) This word is used to denote anyone that does not speak Albanian, or is not Albanian themselves.

Usually, this word is used in a derogatory manner towards many of Albania's (un)friendly neighbours, such as the Serbs, Montenegrins, and Macedonians.

To a smaller extent, this can be used to denote Croats and Bosniaks, but in some case the Albanians of Italy use the words "shklan" and "shklerisht" to denote Italians, and the Arvanites of Greece use the word "shkla" to denote Greeks.

Although to Albanians, this isn't a word that's just supposed to be rude and offensive. However, to minorities of Albanian-majority communities, this word is often meant to degrade them and negatively portray them as a 5th column in their community.
SQ:

#1: Kam dëgjuar se shkauni (accusative shkije) u përpoq të prekte një vajzë të re në një shkollë.

#2: Vërtet?

#3: Ma jo, dhia e preku, je budalla?

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EN:

#1: I heard this shkije guy tried touching a young girl in school.

#2: Really?!

#1: Well, no, the fuckin' goat touched her. Are you dumb?
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