Sihlea 

Sihlea is the most intelligent girl you will ever meet in your entire life. She’s really cute, really hot, and really hard to get even when it doesn’t seem like it. She will always be there for you when you need a talk. The man/ women that would be dating her would be the luckiest person on earth. She has the most amazing laugh and smile you could ever see. Sihlea could make you feel happier by just touching your skin. And Sihlea is the person who has everyone as her friend. So don’t mess your chances with her.

Me: I love Sihlea she means everything to me and she is so beautiful

Friend: nobody could beat that

Sihlea by I love Sihlea June 14, 2018

Sihlea 

Sihlea is the most beautiful girl you could ever see in your entire life. She’s intelligent, funny, cute, sexy in her own way, and nice when she wants to be. She is always the person you can rely on and someone who you can talk to. Whenever she smiles you start to tremble and that smile could light up the whole world. She is very hard to get but trust me she’s worth it. And she’s the kind of person that you would do anything for.

Me: I love Sihlea so much she can really make a guy/ girl happy

Stranger: yea she’s a keeper

Sihlea by I love Sihlea June 14, 2018

Sihlea 

Sihlea is the most beautiful girl you will see in your entire life. She is very hard to get but she is absolutely worth it. It is really hard to hate Sihlea even when she acts like a slut. When ever she smiles you can’t help but say the nicest things about her, whenever she cry’s all you want to do is help her, whenever she tells a really bad joke all you want to do is appreciate her that she tried. And Sihlea’s smile always brightens the world. Sihlea is interesting, intelligent, funny,cute,sexy,and nice when she wants to be. She can fit in any crowd. Very girl wishes they were a Sihlea.

That girl is so magnificent she must be a Sihlea

Sihlea by I love Sihlea June 14, 2018

Shleave 

Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.

Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.

Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

The Schleapop 

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live

The Schleapop Is always on top

The Schleapop by The Schleapop January 2, 2009

shleather 

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

shleather by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

Shleakle by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017