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A person who's very boring and/or sad.
Person one: Dude did you talk to Josh yesterday?

Person two: Nah fuck him he's a shleam.
Shleam by CapSwill101 January 14, 2017
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FRC Infinite Recharge Challenge's best performing robot, Houston championship winner] and chairman's winner[.
Did you see Shleam in that game? it scored like 126 power cells!
Shleam by BobiBoi February 15, 2020
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Shleam sheamus shlam Shleem Sleam shlem shlerm shlammered shlemiel shlemo
Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.
While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.
shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008
Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
A lazy, and/or ditsy person.
"Hey Max, the concerts tonight is in Hollywood right?"
"Yeah, but dude...I'm kinda not diggin' the scene tonight."
"Awww bro, don't be such a Shlaam man."
Shlaam by DaisyElizabethMay February 14, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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