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FRC Infinite Recharge Challenge's best performing robot, Houston championship winner] and chairman's winner[.
Did you see Shleam in that game? it scored like 126 power cells!
Shleam by BobiBoi February 15, 2020
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Shleam • sheamus • shlam • Shleem • Sleam • shlem • shlerm • shlammered • shlemiel • shlemo
Dead moldy body; fetid human corpse.
While searching the abandoned home, the police investigators came across a shlemo stuffed in a box in the closet.
shlemo by Denise Robertson January 15, 2008
Stopping by at someone's house possibly a friend's house for about ten minutes, take a shit at their house then leave. The result of this will make someone's house smell like your shit without you being there.
Mike went to his friend's house just to shleave.
Shleave by HilariouslyVulgar February 1, 2009

Shlamped 

An instance in where a person is very very stoned
I'm ode shlamped nigga, deadass!
Shlamped by ImOdeShlamp December 13, 2016

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
A lazy, and/or ditsy person.
"Hey Max, the concerts tonight is in Hollywood right?"
"Yeah, but dude...I'm kinda not diggin' the scene tonight."
"Awww bro, don't be such a Shlaam man."
Shlaam by DaisyElizabethMay February 14, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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