Sigoni 

a sweet and caring person. super super funnny. very beautiful. attracts the wrong type of boys but any good guy would be so lucky to have her. she is very outgoing. loves kids so will be a great mother. spontaneous. doesnt care what people think about her. has many friends and some enemies. tells people the way things are straight up.

some girls like did you hear that story sigoni was telling and they were like the whole class was pee-ing their pants laughing sooooo hard !

Sigoni by scofhsdjkgh March 17, 2010

Pre-signing On 

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

Pre-signing On by akararules July 6, 2010

Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.

Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!

Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013

significant sasquatch 

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.

Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.

significant sasquatch by Malazoth November 18, 2010

Good signing 

Phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing

Describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. Typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events.

Also written as "guzaning".

Origin:
Believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, "Reo-Coker for £8.5M is a good signing for the Aston Villa household".

"I just watched Body of Lies, it was a good signing."

A: "They sent me a backdated cheque of £250."
B: "Sounds like a good signing."

Good signing by vincevds1 April 14, 2009

sidonia 

A woman with the skills to win the hearts of many men, and built only on romance and adventure. She is never down to long, for she is always on to conquer her next dream.

She is indeed a Sidonia

sidonia by Hirai March 30, 2008

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam 

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006