Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

Signility by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Singality 

Abstract Noun
1. The characteristic of being single.

Limiting Adjective
1. Describing someone or something as being characteristically single.

Noun
ex. While sipping his gin, Tim felt comfortable with his singality.

Limiting Adjective
ex. Men and women flocked once knews spread about Laura's newfound singality.

Singality by Inigo Montoya January 11, 2008

Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.

1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks

Senility Rocks! by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010

signifitent

A significant tent.

we went camping last night & it was def signifitent.

signifitent by GlazeHer August 9, 2016

Signabilityness 

the ability to be signed, such as the ability of a NFL team to sign a player

ut Next time I might consider factoring in revenue. It might add to the signabilityness of a team.

Signabilityness by mm6492 February 19, 2011

Signalite 

A person who works at CodeSignal.

Two Signalites were having a meeting.

Signalite by logrotate May 10, 2022

Spenility 

(n.) a condition in which one’s penis gets old and no longer can engage in normal activities

“Joe’s okay but his penis doesn’t have any idea what to do anymore, it’s like he has spenility or something.”

Spenility by GreenLanternMD February 9, 2023