Spenility
“Joe’s okay but his penis doesn’t have any idea what to do anymore, it’s like he has spenility or something.”
Spenility by GreenLanternMD February 9, 2023
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Penility Factor
(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."
Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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penility
(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011
Sceneility
A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.
Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.
For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"
Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.
For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"
My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!
Sceneility by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009
Senility Rocks!
Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
B: It's there in front of you!
A: Doh! Senility rocks!
2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?
B: You did - seven times now.
A: Oops - Senility Rocks
Senility Rocks! by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010
The O'Rourke Speciality
Go into a bar with a fake persona then chat up a girl and repeatedly buy her drinks and rufie her until all motor skills are lost. Follow this by carrying her to a hotel room and laying her spread on the bed proceed the deeply throat fuck her whilst shitting in her cleavage. Then turn around and titty fuck her smashing shit into her chin until she throws up then slap her in the face with a spunky, shitty and vomit covered penis until her cheekbones are a lovely purple color.
I picked up the girl the other night and gave her The O'Rourke Speciality said the man to his lawyer.
The O'Rourke Speciality by Twataface November 6, 2019
Speciality
Speciality by Levi Rokey August 6, 2008