Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.
βJust got a call that Wilma got in a car crashβ¦β
βIs this a ligma joke dude?β
βNo dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.β
this odd and unnatural fear called singaphobia is the fear of cat in the hat. reasons for this abnormal fear may vary, but the most common reason is dreaming an abnormally creepy dream about cat in the hat killing your entire family.
alexa: βMOLLY! LOOK AT THISPICTURE OF CAT IN THE HAT!β
molly: βAHHHH! Donβt show that to me i have singaphobia!!β
ex: Alex: Chris will you please sing an "F" please?
me: do I have to
Alex: yes why wouldn't you I'm a teacher asking you...
me: because I have singaphobia???
Alex: lol what's that?
me: the fear of singing in front of people!
Simiphobia an annoyance of not being able to do something with one side of your body and not the other. For exaple, scartching your left arm and feeling a fidgety need to scratch your right arm. Also, Simiphobia relates to wanting to do something in patterns or thinking of doing something like blinking and feeling an urge to do it