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Singaphobia 

this odd and unnatural fear called singaphobia is the fear of cat in the hat. reasons for this abnormal fear may vary, but the most common reason is dreaming an abnormally creepy dream about cat in the hat killing your entire family.
alexa: “MOLLY! LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF CAT IN THE HAT!”
molly: “AHHHH! Don’t show that to me i have singaphobia!!”
Singaphobia by hiccup dangerous December 17, 2019
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singaphobia 

the irrational fear of singing in front of a large crowd of people
ex: Alex: Chris will you please sing an "F" please?
me: do I have to
Alex: yes why wouldn't you I'm a teacher asking you...
me: because I have singaphobia???
Alex: lol what's that?
me: the fear of singing in front of people!
singaphobia by howlerboi9 August 1, 2011

Singaphobic 

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.
While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.
Singaphobic by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

sinophobia 

Sinophobia is a consistent hostility toward people of Chinese origin, and may also refer to hostility towards Chinese culture, history or government.
"Sinophobia" is the antonym of "Sinophilia" or "Sinophile"
If you are a sinophobia cause you know nothing about China.
sinophobia by Philomela December 13, 2008

kingaphobia 

"Dude, did you see that one Burger King commercial? I've had kingaphobia ever since."
kingaphobia by spartan084 December 10, 2008

Santaphobia 

The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has a severe case of Santaphobia.
Santaphobia by Internet Protocol November 21, 2014

santaphobia 

My little sister cried when she saw Santa Clause. She has santaphobia.
santaphobia by GoSanta! December 23, 2009