She is the woman on the side that has wife potential. But she's not your wife but could one day replace your wife that changed once you said I Do. And now she says Do what? A SideWife is better then sidehoe or Jumpoff. ~Darius Murrell~

She's the ride or die. If i wasn't married already I'd marry my SIDEWIFE. She listens and knows when to shut up.

sidewife by Mr Darius Murrell May 19, 2014

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Sidewiper

someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)

Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?

Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.

Sidewiper by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

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Sidewiper

Someone who continues to do something as they were taught even after knowing/seeing a much better method. A person who wipes their ass sideways cheek to cheek instead of up or down between the cheeks.

That guy stinks like shit, he must be a sidewiper.

Sidewiper by 6971tu November 1, 2015

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Sidewipe

A person who had skid marks in their pants but wiped sideways causing said sidewipe marks.
Hence sidewipe

Oh you little shit. You are a sidewipe

Sidewipe by Slip skid July 6, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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