Side Bitch²

Noun - (Pronounced: Side Bitch Squared) - A woman that is content being the 3rd female in a guy's life. She is the side bitch to the side bitch or the Number 2-Number 2.

I don't know how DJ has time for anything. He has a wife, a side bitch, and a side bitch²

by Chalmette Mayor July 12, 2015

Side Bitch Stalker

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.

Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018

Trophy side bitch

When your side Bitch is badder, hotter, sexier and more put together than main bitch. She's independent, in control and does her own thing, but she's willing to wait a short determined amount t of time to be main bitch and if it doesn't happen she's out.

Chris said "god damn this woman is so fuckin fine she ain't just a side Bitch she's my trophy side Bitch and one day she'll be my wife, I love this woman.

by Angelbabe78 August 25, 2017

side bitch

A woman that is one level above a jump off but always a step below the wife, wifey, girlfriend. A side bitch must know her part. She does not get holiday's, birthday's (other than her own). While he may meet your family. You will never meet his.

A side bitch is a woman who will have sex on Feb. 1-13 and spend Valentines day alone.

by class09 January 31, 2009

side bitch

A female who is having a romantic or sexual relationship with another female's significant other or spouse. She may truly be in love with the "taken" individual. The "taken" person may or may not necessarily reciprocate the feelings, but the fact remains nonetheless that s/he has a "main girl" and is cheating on her with this female.

As it turned out, Ashley was James's side bitch, and we were just as shocked as anyone else.

by Fredricka-Louise August 23, 2015

Side Bitch

when a girl is not exactly his girl. Someone who he treats as he should his girl but never commits to her. She usually feels like shit.

Cole: why don't you go with Tanner?
Me: Im just his side bitch....

by AlleyKatt December 29, 2014

side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

by supernovaRED July 13, 2014