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When your girlfriend don’t got no hair or edges Nd they put it in a ponytail.
“When your gf hair go ‘shwoomp’!!”
Shwoomp by The shwoomps August 15, 2018
Words you can keep
To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
Shoomp by Shoomp August 29, 2020
Related Words

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.
“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”
Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.
chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.
shmoompa by bendaroo February 22, 2009

Shtoompy 

Being in a general bad mood, but the spectrum is wide. It can be from simple disappointment or waking up on the wrong side of the bed to utter nihilism and existential angst for the human race, and everything in between. Possibly of Yiddish origin. One who is shtoompy is usually called a shtoomp.
Person: Are you shtoompy?
Shtoomp: What the hell does that mean?!
Person: Don't be such a shtoomp!!
Shtoompy by GengisKhan December 26, 2010
using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch
joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!
shloomp by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

Shwoopdidoop

To swindle or rip off someone; Shady action; To be/get jewed; alot of the time involving money
Ex 1
-"Cover the Hostess shift this saturday and someone else will cover your server shift that you are orignially supposed to be working that night."

-"Serving I make like 100$... Hosting I make like 10$..."

-"Yeah, but the other Host needs off."

-"No way! Don't shwoopdidoop me"

Ex 2

-"Nike is having a sale on 3.0's!"
-"I just bought them hoes full price -___-"
-"LOL you got shwoodidooped"
Shwoopdidoop by AGDawg May 9, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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