shwance

alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/

eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944

Anything; universally applicable word.

"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae

by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010

Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

schwance

penis, popularized by comedian Dennis Miller (also spelled shwance)

I jerked off my schwance and shot scroatmeal all over.

by Salvo September 21, 2005

Shwanger

Penis, dough, wiener, cock, member.

Dr. Manhattan has a glowing Shwanger.

by Wick-a-lee Stick-a-lee May 11, 2009

Shawnce

A new way to say penis/dick/cock etc. Originated in Poughkeepsie, New York by two men named Aric and Tom

Dang, leroy's shawnce hangs low!

Kelsey told me that she heard Anthonys shawnce is freaking humongous!

Everybody laughed when matt confessed that his shawnce is inverted

by Mattttyyyyy Stewwwww November 16, 2011

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

Shrance

When you have to shit so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance.

"Yo man can't talk right now I'm in a Shrance!"

by Idontknowaname124 December 4, 2015