Sevance 

A flaming tripe Trojan (a wothless, gay, irresponsible companion) who is adept at the art of meat gazing and has his taint peirced. He is a glut for food and dick.

That fucking Sevance just downed two Double Cheeseburgers!
Dude! That Sevance just meat gazed me!
No! Who brought the Sevance along? He even knows we fucking hate him.

Sevance by Sean MacClure October 9, 2006

Sevance 

someone who gets no bitches

person 1: hey sevance doesn't get any bitches

Sevance by gioiscoolerthanyou March 30, 2022

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003

seance

An attempt to communicate with the dead.

We told our pastor that we were going to consult a medium in order to visit with our deceased Johnny via a seance, but Rev. Zombiegone said, "Communication with the dead is not possible."

seance by Rev. Zobiegone May 26, 2009

Ball-Seance 

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

Ball-Seance by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

kin seance

a group of gods who hate everything and everyone. they call everyone they meet slurs, like men, make out, and be transgender

man 1: have you heard of kin seance?
man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.

kin seance by kinseancefan123 November 10, 2020

seancee 

The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.

When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.

seancee by Guido1 July 12, 2009