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Shumpa

Another name for idiots who’s named start with a and k, meaning white terrorist
Mom: what do you want to be when your older
Random idiot child: I wanna be a shumpa
by TardReedIdot September 6, 2019
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Stumpany

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!
by uvogin December 19, 2021
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shempara

shempara (shem-pa-da) means it eez what it eez
leanne: i tinkled my pants

sonoma: shempara
by shempara-sonoma April 15, 2020
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Shompa

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...
by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011
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scumpa

A person who generally has poor hygiene and doesn't present his or herself well.
Guy 1: How was the party?
Guy 2: It was great until the fucking scumpa chicks showed up.
by Atlas47 April 28, 2009
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SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
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shampave

Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset

Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family

They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy

They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends

They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different

Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet

They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values

People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life

If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
by grassneve December 21, 2020
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