shuma 

She is an example of a warrior, an inspiration and one of the bravest out there. Shuma is someone who has many battles to fight, but that doesn't mean that lets that get in the way of family, love and compassion. She is someone of a big heart and is someone, who loves with the most passion and puts her family above her. People tend to get jealous of her good looks (Mash'Allah) and her warm heart, but she never lets hate get in her way. If you have Shuma you have to know she is a rare gem and diamond and you must take care of her as she doesn't need anyone hurting her. She is a rare gema and the out most loving person you will find, who always know what's best.

WOW! You have a Shuma in your life, take care of her.
Isn't she just a shuma! How rare.
She's so Shuma for such an kind warm hearted cat.

shuma by lovecaredontfightandbeinjust April 22, 2018

Shuma 

The realest nigga out here, he's the best at everything

This nigga Shuma is too good

Shuma by Shuma :) July 5, 2020

Shuma 

When you cut a hole in a saddle and ask the buckle bunny to jump on

Hey gurl…. You look like you rid, you want to shuma

Shuma by Shuma June 24, 2024

Shuma Begum 

A Shuma Begum is someone with a big batty and is very pretty, sweet and caring but is very paranoid and does not know her good points, is always very superstitious and not many people like her because of her beauty and envy her, but Shuma Begum does not give up that easily, all the boys fancy her, but she is loyal and respects her man, but her man does not always respect her and is not very loyal, a Shuma Begum can be bitchy at times and shows a hard shell but is actually very sensitive.

Also means big ass in chaldean.

Girl- she's Shuma Begum
Boy- she's a hotspice, jheeze
Girl- *envy' I hate her actually, she's Shuma Begum.

Shuma Begum by jasmineconrad. October 23, 2012

Shuma Shuma 

Car sex

“Yoooo, I gave her that shuma shuma in the backseat of my Honda”

Shuma Shuma by Louiegxoxo June 1, 2021

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.

My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.

Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008