Shumalanche 

Shumalanche is a an Avalanche comprised of shit and cum aka shum.

"Have you heard of the Great Shumalanche of 1993?"

Shumalanche by Kin722 December 12, 2024

Shavalanche 

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.

ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.

Shavalanche by Shiavo August 19, 2009

spamalanche 

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.

(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche

spamalanche by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009

Spamalanche 

The overwhelming number of spam messages that appear when kicked off by clicking on a link.

That link caused a spamalanche of porn sites to pop up during my presentation!

Spamalanche by Mojo Ford April 22, 2007

spamalanche 

An overwhelming avalanche of junk email SPAM. Can be both noun and gerund.

He routinely missed important messages due to the daily spamalanche in his email inbox.

spamalanche by jdogdaddyw May 28, 2013

spamalanche 

The avalanche of e-mail that occurs when someone inappropriately sends out an e-mail to a large list, which then triggers "reply all" from many list members to remove them from the list. When this occurs during a holiday, the out-of-office messages also echo back and forth, worsening the problem.

That IT newbie sent a note to a global e-mail list during Christmas, and the ensuing spamalanche crashed our server!

spamalanche by Ansel Thedog December 29, 2018